Prior to meeting the predator, all of my boyfriends had been feminine men, artists, musicians and designers. I noticed that I would feel bored or restless.
I’m sorry if I turned you down because you just weren’t alpha enough for me... I’ve seen the tools in your toolshed you use to bury your unwelcome emotions...
Your cousin is killed in a car accident: the bottom of the glass of scotch.
Suck it up.
Your mom is diagnosed with Stage 4 lung ...